VATICAN CITY (The Borowitz Report)—The brave new world of social media torpedoed the chances of a leading papal candidate today, as a Dutch cardinal struggled to explain newly surfaced Facebook photos showing him on a 2007 spring-break romp in Tampa. Continue reading: http://nyr.kr/ZDjV5P
A cautionary tale for all you prospective Popes.
“If you’re serious about becoming Pope, look at every single photo you’ve posted on Facebook and Instagram,” Mr. Klugian says. “If there’s someone on your arm who makes you look fallible, crop them out.”
“One trend that you hope dies in the New Year?
Ariel: Trends in general. Men should start focusing on timeless clothing.
Shimon: All trends die; it’s just a matter of time. I’m getting a little tired of all this camo.”—
Esquire just came out with the end-all-be-all of end-of-the-year menswear questionnaires, and of course Ariel and Shimon provide my favorite answer.
“I just try things. And the things I like, sometimes they work, and sometimes they don’t. You can look at pictures where I just look terrible. But the older I get, the more I know what works. It’s for the better.”