June 2013
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May 2013
3 posts
April 2013
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March 2013
3 posts
VATICAN CITY (The Borowitz Report)—The brave new world of social media torpedoed the chances of a leading papal candidate today, as a Dutch cardinal struggled to explain newly surfaced Facebook photos showing him on a 2007 spring-break romp in Tampa. Continue reading: http://nyr.kr/ZDjV5P
A cautionary tale for all you prospective Popes.
“If you’re serious about becoming Pope, look at every single photo you’ve posted on Facebook and Instagram,” Mr. Klugian says. “If there’s someone on your arm who makes you look fallible, crop them out.”
February 2013
6 posts
January 2013
7 posts
And then Esquire allowed us to publish a second article despite knowing we’d likely reference science fiction movies or, you know, dinosaurs…
Sci-fi-nosaurs
December 2012
5 posts
Ariel: Trends in general. Men should start focusing on timeless clothing.
Shimon: All trends die; it’s just a matter of time. I’m getting a little tired of all this camo.” —
Esquire just came out with the end-all-be-all of end-of-the-year menswear questionnaires, and of course Ariel and Shimon provide my favorite answer.
Read the rest here: 13 Men’s-Wear Pros Look to 2013
(via waxwane)
There’s a Movement? With a capital “M” and everything?
No, I don’t think it will prevail. Let’s all just agree to hover around a nice 3” width and call it a day.
November 2012
4 posts
From my interview with Andre 3000. Read the rest at Esquire.com.
“I just try things. And the things I like, sometimes they work, and sometimes they don’t. You can look at pictures where I just look terrible. But the older I get, the more I know what works. It’s for the better.”
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Andre 3000